10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez