10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Poker is for loners.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.