10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier