10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.