10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"