10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- It's Free To Fold...
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion