10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!