10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss