10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers