10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier