10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom