10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Fold and live to fold again
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave