10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss