10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• You have to piss with the dick you have