10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• It's Free To Fold...
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Why not, when some because there are three.