10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Welcome to kicker school
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.