10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?