10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.