10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"