10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it