10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986