10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes