10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "No river, no fish."
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• You have to piss with the dick you have