10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers