10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Poker is for loners.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine