10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Welcome to kicker school
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."