10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer