10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.