10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• It's Free To Fold...
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)