10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Fook the floosh droo!
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"