10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.