10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Poker is for loners.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson