10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.