10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth