10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach