10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.