10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.