10 Random Poker Quotes

• It's Free To Fold...
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant