10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- You have to piss with the dick you have