10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris