10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln