10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --