10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.