10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel