10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss