10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Fold and live to fold again
• Fook the floosh droo!
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.