10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion