10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• It's Free To Fold...
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."