10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Fish don't eat Nutz!