10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders